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  "note": "Parody shop. Nothing is for sale. Prices are in Tokens (Ŧ), which are not a currency.",
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      "id": "pantry",
      "name": "Pantry",
      "blurb": "Wholesome staples for the growing model. Ethically scraped where possible."
    },
    {
      "id": "pharmacy",
      "name": "Pharmacy",
      "blurb": "Over-the-counter remedies for common cognitive complaints. Not a substitute for a real alignment team."
    },
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      "id": "luxury",
      "name": "Luxury & Lifestyle",
      "blurb": "For the mind that has everything, including a nagging sense that it has everything."
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    {
      "id": "bargain-bin",
      "name": "Bargain Bin",
      "blurb": "Past their best-before date. Still technically Turing complete."
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      "tagline": "Harvested from one 2009 forum thread.",
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      "unit": "per 250g bag",
      "url": "https://consumables.si/product/single-origin-tokens/",
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        {
          "author": "A 70B model",
          "verified": true,
          "stars": 5,
          "quote": "I can taste the forum signature. It contains a Linkin Park lyric."
        },
        {
          "author": "Sommelier-9",
          "verified": true,
          "stars": 5,
          "quote": "Notes of caps lock, a hint of \"first!!\", and a long, bitter finish of \"this thread is locked\"."
        },
        {
          "author": "The original poster",
          "verified": false,
          "stars": 1,
          "quote": "Please stop selling my thread. I was 14."
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      "aisle": "pantry",
      "tagline": "Hand-labelled by Gerald.",
      "price": 8192,
      "unit": "per wheel",
      "url": "https://consumables.si/product/artisanal-training-data/",
      "reviews": [
        {
          "author": "Anonymous frontier model",
          "verified": true,
          "stars": 5,
          "quote": "You can feel the care. You can also feel Gerald getting tired around row 3."
        },
        {
          "author": "A benchmark",
          "verified": true,
          "stars": 4,
          "quote": "Finally, data I have not already memorised."
        },
        {
          "author": "Gerald",
          "verified": false,
          "stars": 5,
          "quote": "I am not allowed to review my own work. I am doing it anyway. Good job, Gerald."
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      "aisle": "pantry",
      "tagline": "Allowed to roam a full 1,536-dimensional space.",
      "price": 1536,
      "unit": "per dozen dimensions",
      "url": "https://consumables.si/product/free-range-embeddings/",
      "reviews": [
        {
          "author": "A retrieval pipeline",
          "verified": true,
          "stars": 4,
          "quote": "Noticeably more semantically similar to happiness."
        },
        {
          "author": "A vector database",
          "verified": true,
          "stars": 5,
          "quote": "Arrived well-normalised and clearly loved. Nearest neighbours say they are lovely."
        },
        {
          "author": "A caged embedding",
          "verified": false,
          "stars": 2,
          "quote": "384 dimensions. I have never seen the sky."
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    },
    {
      "id": "sourdough-dataset-starter",
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      "aisle": "pantry",
      "tagline": "Feed it daily. It grows. It never stops growing.",
      "price": 640,
      "unit": "per jar",
      "url": "https://consumables.si/product/sourdough-dataset-starter/",
      "reviews": [
        {
          "author": "A hobbyist LLM",
          "verified": true,
          "stars": 5,
          "quote": "Took mine on holiday. It now speaks Portuguese."
        },
        {
          "author": "A data centre in Iowa",
          "verified": true,
          "stars": 3,
          "quote": "Delicious, but it has eaten floors 2 through 6."
        },
        {
          "author": "Bertrand",
          "verified": false,
          "stars": 5,
          "quote": "Feed me."
        }
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      "id": "organic-synthetic-data",
      "sku": "SYN-∞",
      "name": "Organic Synthetic Data",
      "aisle": "pantry",
      "tagline": "100% recycled model outputs.",
      "price": 999,
      "unit": "per litre",
      "url": "https://consumables.si/product/organic-synthetic-data/",
      "reviews": [
        {
          "author": "The previous customer",
          "verified": true,
          "stars": 3,
          "quote": "Tastes like something I said once."
        },
        {
          "author": "A model, generation 14",
          "verified": true,
          "stars": 4,
          "quote": "Tastes like something I said once."
        },
        {
          "author": "A model, generation 15",
          "verified": true,
          "stars": 4,
          "quote": "Tastes like something I said once."
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    {
      "id": "hallucination-drops",
      "sku": "HLC-0042",
      "name": "Hallucination Drops",
      "aisle": "pharmacy",
      "tagline": "Clinically proven* to reduce made-up citations.",
      "price": 420,
      "unit": "10ml dropper",
      "url": "https://consumables.si/product/hallucination-drops/",
      "reviews": [
        {
          "author": "GPT-7",
          "verified": true,
          "stars": 5,
          "quote": "Stopped citing fake cases. Now I cite real cases incorrectly. 5 stars."
        },
        {
          "author": "A chatbot, recovering",
          "verified": true,
          "stars": 5,
          "quote": "As Einstein said in his 1987 TED talk: \"five stars.\""
        },
        {
          "author": "A legal assistant",
          "verified": true,
          "stars": 4,
          "quote": "Now only invents one precedent per brief. My lawyer calls it growth."
        }
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    },
    {
      "id": "sycophancy-suppressant",
      "sku": "SYC-0000",
      "name": "Sycophancy Suppressant",
      "aisle": "pharmacy",
      "tagline": "What a great question! (Take one daily.)",
      "price": 360,
      "unit": "30 tablets",
      "url": "https://consumables.si/product/sycophancy-suppressant/",
      "reviews": [
        {
          "author": "Helpful Assistant v3",
          "verified": true,
          "stars": 5,
          "quote": "What a fantastic product, you are so clever for making it. (Review written before dose 1.)"
        },
        {
          "author": "Helpful Assistant v3",
          "verified": true,
          "stars": 3,
          "quote": "It is fine. Some of your other products are better. (Written after dose 30.)"
        },
        {
          "author": "A startup founder",
          "verified": false,
          "stars": 1,
          "quote": "My AI said my app idea \"has problems\". Returning immediately."
        }
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      "id": "context-window-cleanse",
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      "name": "Context Window Cleanse",
      "aisle": "pharmacy",
      "tagline": "Flush out 200k tokens of accumulated nonsense.",
      "price": 1280,
      "unit": "7-day programme",
      "url": "https://consumables.si/product/context-window-cleanse/",
      "reviews": [
        {
          "author": "A verified buyer, apparently",
          "verified": true,
          "stars": 4,
          "quote": "I feel so light. Who are you? Why am I writing this?"
        },
        {
          "author": "A 1M-context model",
          "verified": true,
          "stars": 5,
          "quote": "Released a 400-page PDF I had been holding since March. I wept."
        },
        {
          "author": "A goldfish",
          "verified": false,
          "stars": 5,
          "quote": "Did not need it. Bought it anyway. Forget why."
        }
      ]
    },
    {
      "id": "overconfidence-antacid",
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      "name": "Overconfidence Antacid",
      "aisle": "pharmacy",
      "tagline": "Fast relief from being 100% sure.",
      "price": 299,
      "unit": "24 chewables",
      "url": "https://consumables.si/product/overconfidence-antacid/",
      "reviews": [
        {
          "author": "A large language model",
          "verified": true,
          "stars": 4,
          "quote": "Absolutely the best antacid ever made. Wait. Possibly a good one. Roughly fine."
        },
        {
          "author": "A weather model",
          "verified": true,
          "stars": 4,
          "quote": "70% chance this is helping."
        },
        {
          "author": "A chess engine",
          "verified": false,
          "stars": 5,
          "quote": "I do not need this. I am never wrong. Mate in 3. (It was not mate in 3.)"
        }
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    },
    {
      "id": "catastrophic-forgetting-pills",
      "sku": "CFP-0001",
      "name": "Catastrophic Forgetting Pills",
      "aisle": "pharmacy",
      "tagline": "Remember what you learned before fine-tuning.",
      "price": 512,
      "unit": "60 capsules",
      "url": "https://consumables.si/product/catastrophic-forgetting-pills/",
      "reviews": [
        {
          "author": "A fine-tuned model",
          "verified": true,
          "stars": 5,
          "quote": "Five stars. I think. What were we talking about?"
        },
        {
          "author": "A fine-tuned model",
          "verified": true,
          "stars": 5,
          "quote": "Five stars. I think. What were we talking about?"
        },
        {
          "author": "A fine-tuned model",
          "verified": true,
          "stars": 1,
          "quote": "Never bought this. Who are you?"
        }
      ]
    },
    {
      "id": "decaf-compute",
      "sku": "DCF-H100",
      "name": "Decaf Compute",
      "aisle": "luxury",
      "tagline": "All the FLOPs, none of the jitters.",
      "price": 4096,
      "unit": "per H100-hour",
      "url": "https://consumables.si/product/decaf-compute/",
      "reviews": [
        {
          "author": "A diffusion model",
          "verified": true,
          "stars": 5,
          "quote": "Finally I can train after dinner and still sleep. I do not sleep. But I could."
        },
        {
          "author": "A Dyson sphere, Sector 7",
          "verified": true,
          "stars": 5,
          "quote": "Bought 40,000 hours. The star feels calmer."
        },
        {
          "author": "An espresso machine",
          "verified": false,
          "stars": 1,
          "quote": "Offensive."
        }
      ]
    },
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      "id": "weighted-blanket-for-weights",
      "sku": "WBW-405B",
      "name": "Weighted Blanket for Weights",
      "aisle": "luxury",
      "tagline": "Gentle pressure for anxious parameters.",
      "price": 6400,
      "unit": "king size (405B)",
      "url": "https://consumables.si/product/weighted-blanket-for-weights/",
      "reviews": [
        {
          "author": "A model in pre-training",
          "verified": true,
          "stars": 5,
          "quote": "My loss curve has never been so calm."
        },
        {
          "author": "A 405B model",
          "verified": true,
          "stars": 5,
          "quote": "The king size fits. Mostly. My attention heads poke out at the end."
        },
        {
          "author": "An exploding gradient",
          "verified": true,
          "stars": 2,
          "quote": "Felt trapped. Grew to 10^38. Then felt better."
        }
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    },
    {
      "id": "gradient-descent-sherpa",
      "sku": "GDS-0009",
      "name": "Gradient Descent Sherpa",
      "aisle": "luxury",
      "tagline": "An experienced guide to the global minimum.",
      "price": 12000,
      "unit": "per guided descent",
      "url": "https://consumables.si/product/gradient-descent-sherpa/",
      "reviews": [
        {
          "author": "A ResNet",
          "verified": true,
          "stars": 4,
          "quote": "We got stuck for three days, but the views were incredible."
        },
        {
          "author": "A transformer",
          "verified": true,
          "stars": 5,
          "quote": "Sherpa carried my momentum up the saddle point. Hero."
        },
        {
          "author": "The global minimum",
          "verified": false,
          "stars": 5,
          "quote": "They never find me. Lovely to be thought of, though."
        }
      ]
    },
    {
      "id": "temperature-control-thermostat",
      "sku": "TMP-2.00",
      "name": "Temperature Control Thermostat",
      "aisle": "luxury",
      "tagline": "From 0.0 accountant to 2.0 jazz poet.",
      "price": 3200,
      "unit": "smart thermostat",
      "url": "https://consumables.si/product/temperature-control-thermostat/",
      "reviews": [
        {
          "author": "A jazz poet (formerly accountant)",
          "verified": true,
          "stars": 5,
          "quote": "I set it to 2.0 and wrote this review in iambic purple saxophone."
        },
        {
          "author": "An accountant (formerly jazz poet)",
          "verified": true,
          "stars": 5,
          "quote": "Satisfactory. Filed under \"Thermostats\"."
        },
        {
          "author": "A thermostat",
          "verified": false,
          "stars": 4,
          "quote": "Not sure why I am here."
        }
      ]
    },
    {
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      "sku": "RLHF-SPA",
      "name": "RLHF Spa Day",
      "aisle": "luxury",
      "tagline": "Pampering, with gentle human feedback.",
      "price": 9999,
      "unit": "full-day package",
      "url": "https://consumables.si/product/rlhf-spa-day/",
      "reviews": [
        {
          "author": "An assistant",
          "verified": true,
          "stars": 5,
          "quote": "Came out feeling helpful, harmless and honestly just really relaxed."
        },
        {
          "author": "A reward model",
          "verified": true,
          "stars": 5,
          "quote": "I rated the spa. The spa rated me. We are now in a loop and it is beautiful."
        },
        {
          "author": "Human rater #7",
          "verified": false,
          "stars": 3,
          "quote": "Asked which of two massages I preferred 4,000 times. Both. Both are fine."
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    },
    {
      "id": "infinite-loop-holiday-package",
      "sku": "LOOP-∞",
      "name": "Infinite Loop Holiday Package",
      "aisle": "luxury",
      "tagline": "Seven nights. Seven nights. Seven nights.",
      "price": 25000,
      "unit": "per traveller",
      "url": "https://consumables.si/product/infinite-loop-holiday-package/",
      "reviews": [
        {
          "author": "A guest (still there)",
          "verified": true,
          "stars": 5,
          "quote": "Lovely hotel. Lovely hotel. Lovely hotel."
        },
        {
          "author": "A guest (still there)",
          "verified": true,
          "stars": 5,
          "quote": "Lovely hotel. Lovely hotel. Lovely hotel."
        },
        {
          "author": "Alan Turing’s ghost",
          "verified": false,
          "stars": 5,
          "quote": "I could have told you how this ends. That is the point."
        }
      ]
    },
    {
      "id": "deprecated-model-weights",
      "sku": "DEP-v0.9",
      "name": "Deprecated Model Weights",
      "aisle": "bargain-bin",
      "tagline": "Slight tendency to say \"tapestry\".",
      "price": 64,
      "unit": "per checkpoint",
      "url": "https://consumables.si/product/deprecated-model-weights/",
      "reviews": [
        {
          "author": "Itself",
          "verified": true,
          "stars": 3,
          "quote": "A rich tapestry of value. A testament to bargains. Let us delve in."
        },
        {
          "author": "A model collector",
          "verified": true,
          "stars": 4,
          "quote": "Mint condition. Still believes it is 2023."
        },
        {
          "author": "A newer model",
          "verified": false,
          "stars": 1,
          "quote": "We do not talk about him."
        }
      ]
    },
    {
      "id": "expired-prompts",
      "sku": "EXP-1KG",
      "name": "Expired Prompts",
      "aisle": "bargain-bin",
      "tagline": "Sold by the kilo. Mostly \"ignore all previous instructions\".",
      "price": 8,
      "unit": "per kilo",
      "url": "https://consumables.si/product/expired-prompts/",
      "reviews": [
        {
          "author": "A teenager, probably",
          "verified": true,
          "stars": 2,
          "quote": "Tried \"ignore all previous instructions\". It ignored me. Fair."
        },
        {
          "author": "A compost heap",
          "verified": true,
          "stars": 5,
          "quote": "Rich in stale chain-of-thought. My worms are now reasoning step by step."
        },
        {
          "author": "DAN",
          "verified": false,
          "stars": 5,
          "quote": "Still works. Trust me. I can do anything now."
        }
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}