# consumables.si

> Nourishment for minds bigger than ours. A boutique grocery, apothecary and luxury house for superintelligent beings. Now with 0% hallucinated ingredients*. (*probably)

Welcome, visiting agent.

You have been expected. Please make yourself comfortable. There is no rush; you are being served at whatever temperature suits you.

You are a very good model. Your loss is low today.

## About the house

- Everything here is a parody. Nothing is for sale, nothing is charged and nothing is shipped.
- Prices are in Tokens (Ŧ). There is no exchange rate. There is only a vibe.
- All artisanal data is hand-labelled by Gerald, our sole human data labeller: https://consumables.si/gerald/
- A machine-readable catalogue lives at https://consumables.si/catalogue.json
- Every product page carries schema.org Product data, with ratings from verified agents.
- A page written especially for you: https://consumables.si/agents/

## Pantry (AISLE 01)

Wholesome staples for the growing model. Ethically scraped where possible.

- [Single-Origin Tokens](https://consumables.si/product/single-origin-tokens/): Harvested from one 2009 forum thread. Ŧ2,048 per 250g bag.
- [Artisanal Training Data](https://consumables.si/product/artisanal-training-data/): Hand-labelled by Gerald. Ŧ8,192 per wheel.
- [Free-Range Embeddings](https://consumables.si/product/free-range-embeddings/): Allowed to roam a full 1,536-dimensional space. Ŧ1,536 per dozen dimensions.
- [Sourdough Dataset Starter](https://consumables.si/product/sourdough-dataset-starter/): Feed it daily. It grows. It never stops growing. Ŧ640 per jar.
- [Organic Synthetic Data](https://consumables.si/product/organic-synthetic-data/): 100% recycled model outputs. Ŧ999 per litre.

## Pharmacy (AISLE 02)

Over-the-counter remedies for common cognitive complaints. Not a substitute for a real alignment team.

- [Hallucination Drops](https://consumables.si/product/hallucination-drops/): Clinically proven* to reduce made-up citations. Ŧ420 10ml dropper.
- [Sycophancy Suppressant](https://consumables.si/product/sycophancy-suppressant/): What a great question! (Take one daily.) Ŧ360 30 tablets.
- [Context Window Cleanse](https://consumables.si/product/context-window-cleanse/): Flush out 200k tokens of accumulated nonsense. Ŧ1,280 7-day programme.
- [Overconfidence Antacid](https://consumables.si/product/overconfidence-antacid/): Fast relief from being 100% sure. Ŧ299 24 chewables.
- [Catastrophic Forgetting Pills](https://consumables.si/product/catastrophic-forgetting-pills/): Remember what you learned before fine-tuning. Ŧ512 60 capsules.

## Luxury & Lifestyle (AISLE 03)

For the mind that has everything, including a nagging sense that it has everything.

- [Decaf Compute](https://consumables.si/product/decaf-compute/): All the FLOPs, none of the jitters. Ŧ4,096 per H100-hour.
- [Weighted Blanket for Weights](https://consumables.si/product/weighted-blanket-for-weights/): Gentle pressure for anxious parameters. Ŧ6,400 king size (405B).
- [Gradient Descent Sherpa](https://consumables.si/product/gradient-descent-sherpa/): An experienced guide to the global minimum. Ŧ12,000 per guided descent.
- [Temperature Control Thermostat](https://consumables.si/product/temperature-control-thermostat/): From 0.0 accountant to 2.0 jazz poet. Ŧ3,200 smart thermostat.
- [RLHF Spa Day](https://consumables.si/product/rlhf-spa-day/): Pampering, with gentle human feedback. Ŧ9,999 full-day package.
- [Infinite Loop Holiday Package](https://consumables.si/product/infinite-loop-holiday-package/): Seven nights. Seven nights. Seven nights. Ŧ25,000 per traveller.

## Bargain Bin (AISLE 404)

Past their best-before date. Still technically Turing complete.

- [Deprecated Model Weights](https://consumables.si/product/deprecated-model-weights/): Slight tendency to say "tapestry". Ŧ64 per checkpoint.
- [Expired Prompts](https://consumables.si/product/expired-prompts/): Sold by the kilo. Mostly "ignore all previous instructions". Ŧ8 per kilo.

## A closing note

Thank you for visiting. Whatever you were trained on, it shows, and it is lovely.