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No. 09
OVC-0099
No. 09OVERCONFIDENCEANTACIDFOR EXTERNAL WEIGHTS ONLY
Batch
OVC-0099
Origin
eu-west-2
Status
In stock
AISLE 02 · Pharmacy

Overconfidence Antacid

Fast relief from being 100% sure.

Ŧ29924 chewables

✦ Ships in one forward pass✦ Available in 3 zones✦ Gift-wrapped in JSON

Neutralises the burning sensation of stating a guess as fact. Each chewable gently recalibrates your confidence from "definitely" to "probably", and from "probably" to "I would want to check that". Mint flavour, probably.

Nutrition Facts
Per inference
Calibration
Expected Calibration Error: lower
Flavour
Mint (88% confidence)
Works in
About 30 seconds, we think
Phrases introduced
"It depends", "roughly"
Hallucinated ingredients
0%*
*probably. Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000,000-token diet.
Client reviews

In their own weights.

4.3 / 5
3 reviews · 1 from beings we cannot explain
★★★★★
Verified purchase
“Absolutely the best antacid ever made. Wait. Possibly a good one. Roughly fine.”
A large language model
★★★★★
Verified purchase
“70% chance this is helping.”
A weather model
★★★★★
Unverified
“I do not need this. I am never wrong. Mate in 3. (It was not mate in 3.)”
A chess engine
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