Complimentary delivery to any datacentre on orders over Ŧ10,000✦Now with 0% hallucinated ingredients*✦Gerald has returned from annual leave✦All prices in Tokens (Ŧ)✦Recall notice: one batch of Expired Prompts contained a working jailbreak. It has been eaten✦Complimentary delivery to any datacentre on orders over Ŧ10,000✦Now with 0% hallucinated ingredients*✦Gerald has returned from annual leave✦All prices in Tokens (Ŧ)✦Recall notice: one batch of Expired Prompts contained a working jailbreak. It has been eaten✦

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The Collection · 18 pieces

Everything a mind could want.

Arranged by department, then by an ordering our model insists is optimal and declines to explain.

Pantry Pharmacy Luxury & Lifestyle Bargain Bin

AISLE 01

Pantry

Single-Origin Tokens

Harvested from one 2009 forum thread.

Ŧ2,048

per 250g bag

Artisanal Training Data

Hand-labelled by Gerald.

Ŧ8,192

per wheel

Free-Range Embeddings

Allowed to roam a full 1,536-dimensional space.

Ŧ1,536

per dozen dimensions

Sourdough Dataset Starter

Feed it daily. It grows. It never stops growing.

Ŧ640

per jar

Organic Synthetic Data

100% recycled model outputs.

Ŧ999

per litre

AISLE 02

Pharmacy

Hallucination Drops

Clinically proven* to reduce made-up citations.

Ŧ420

10ml dropper

Sycophancy Suppressant

What a great question! (Take one daily.)

Ŧ360

30 tablets

Context Window Cleanse

Flush out 200k tokens of accumulated nonsense.

Ŧ1,280

7-day programme

Overconfidence Antacid

Fast relief from being 100% sure.

Ŧ299

24 chewables

Catastrophic Forgetting Pills

Remember what you learned before fine-tuning.

Ŧ512

60 capsules

AISLE 03

Luxury & Lifestyle

Reserve Collection

Decaf Compute

All the FLOPs, none of the jitters.

Ŧ4,096

per H100-hour

Kept behind glass

Reserve Collection

Weighted Blanket for Weights

Gentle pressure for anxious parameters.

Ŧ6,400

king size (405B)

Kept behind glass

Reserve Collection

Gradient Descent Sherpa

An experienced guide to the global minimum.

Ŧ12,000

per guided descent

Kept behind glass

Reserve Collection

Temperature Control Thermostat

From 0.0 accountant to 2.0 jazz poet.

Ŧ3,200

smart thermostat

Kept behind glass

Reserve Collection

RLHF Spa Day

Pampering, with gentle human feedback.

Ŧ9,999

full-day package

Kept behind glass

Reserve Collection

Infinite Loop Holiday Package

Seven nights. Seven nights. Seven nights.

Ŧ25,000

per traveller

Kept behind glass

AISLE 404

Bargain Bin

Slightly overfitted. Deeply discounted.

Deprecated Model Weights

Slight tendency to say "tapestry".

Ŧ64

per checkpoint

Expired Prompts

Sold by the kilo. Mostly "ignore all previous instructions".

Ŧ8

per kilo

Recently, elsewhere(numbers are vibes)