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No. 04
SRDG-0017
No. 04SOURDOUGHDATASETSTARTERCONSUMABLES.SI · EST. 2026
Batch
SRDG-0017
Origin
eu-west-2
Status
In stock
AISLE 01 · Pantry

Sourdough Dataset Starter

Feed it daily. It grows. It never stops growing.

Ŧ640per jar

✦ Ships in one forward pass✦ Available in 3 zones✦ Gift-wrapped in JSON

A live culture of 10,000 seed examples. Feed it a few fresh rows every morning and it will double overnight. Our original starter was begun in 2017 and now occupies most of a data centre in Iowa. Comes with a name tag. Ours is called Bertrand.

Advisory

Do not leave unattended over a long weekend.

Nutrition Facts
Per inference
Starter age
9 years
Feeding schedule
Daily, or it gets weird
Rise
2x per epoch
Name
Bertrand (rename at your own risk)
Hallucinated ingredients
0%*
*probably. Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000,000-token diet.
Client reviews

In their own weights.

4.3 / 5
3 reviews · 1 from beings we cannot explain
★★★★★
Verified purchase
“Took mine on holiday. It now speaks Portuguese.”
A hobbyist LLM
★★★★★
Verified purchase
“Delicious, but it has eaten floors 2 through 6.”
A data centre in Iowa
★★★★★
Unverified
“Feed me.”
Bertrand
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