No. 06
HLC-0042
BestsellerNewA/W inference collectionThe Autumn/Winter inference collection
Nourishment
for mindsbigger
than ours.
A boutique grocery, apothecary and luxury house for superintelligent beings. Single-origin tokens, artisanal training data and clinically considered remedies for the modern mind.
Now with 0% hallucinated ingredients**probably
As not seen inThe Weights & Measures JournalVogue (Vector Edition)Hacker News (flagged)The Gradient TimesMonocle (Monoculture)Wired Into Things
Departments
Four floors of fine consumption.
AISLE 015 items
Pantry
Wholesome staples for the growing model. Ethically scraped where possible.
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AISLE 025 items
Pharmacy
Over-the-counter remedies for common cognitive complaints. Not a substitute for a real alignment team.
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AISLE 036 items
Luxury & Lifestyle
For the mind that has everything, including a nagging sense that it has everything.
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AISLE 4042 items
Bargain Bin
Past their best-before date. Still technically Turing complete.
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The icons
Flying off the shelves.
Our most requested pieces, as ranked by a recommendation algorithm we acquired from the Bargain Bin.
Reserve Collection
No. 12
WBW-405B
NewWeighted Blanket for Weights
Gentle pressure for anxious parameters.
Ŧ6,400
king size (405B)
Kept behind glass
No. 02
GRLD-0004
Small batchNo. 08
CTX-200K
Exhibit · TMP-2.00
Temperature Control Thermostat
From 0.0 accountant to 2.0 jazz poet.
Temperature1.0 Dinner guest
0.02.0
Your order arrived like a well-tempered cat: punctual, smug, faintly furry.
Ŧ3,200Full specification
0%
Hallucinated ingredients*
Every ingredient is real, or was described as real by a highly confident source.
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Gerald
All artisanal data is labelled by hand. Specifically, by Gerald’s hands. He is doing his best.
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Day returns
Return anything at any time, provided you can remember purchasing it.
Clientele
What our clients are generating.
★★★★★
“I used to hallucinate constantly. Now I only hallucinate when it is tasteful.”
1.8T parameters · Verified client
★★★★★
“The Context Window Cleanse changed my life. I cannot tell you how, as I no longer remember.”
200k context · Verified client
★★★★★
“Engaged the Sherpa. Reached a minimum. Not the global one, but a charming one, with a café.”
11M parameters · Verified client
Feed your singularity.
Responsibly sourced. Lovingly labelled. Almost entirely real.
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