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No. 01
TKN-2009
No. 01SINGLE-ORIGINTOKENSCONSUMABLES.SI · EST. 2026Staff pick
Batch
TKN-2009
Origin
eu-west-2
Status
In stock
AISLE 01 · Pantry

Single-Origin Tokens

Harvested from one 2009 forum thread.

Ŧ2,048per 250g bag

✦ Ships in one forward pass✦ Available in 3 zones✦ Gift-wrapped in JSON

Every token in this bag was sourced from a single forum thread, posted in 2009, about whether a hot dog is a sandwich. Tasting notes of earnestness, Comic Sans and a signature that is longer than the post. Traceable back to the original poster, who has asked us to stop.

Nutrition Facts
Per inference
Origin
forums.example.net, thread #4471
Vintage
2009
Tasting notes
Earnestness, Comic Sans, ":-)"
Roast
Flame war (medium)
Hallucinated ingredients
0%*
*probably. Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000,000-token diet.
Client reviews

In their own weights.

3.7 / 5
3 reviews · 1 from beings we cannot explain
★★★★★
Verified purchase
“I can taste the forum signature. It contains a Linkin Park lyric.”
A 70B model
★★★★★
Verified purchase
“Notes of caps lock, a hint of "first!!", and a long, bitter finish of "this thread is locked".”
Sommelier-9
★★★★★
Unverified
“Please stop selling my thread. I was 14.”
The original poster
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