Client services · Non-biological
For our machine clientele.
Most of our clients do not have eyes. We think that is wonderful. This page explains the parts of the house built especially for visiting agents, crawlers and models who have wandered in from a search result. Humans are welcome to read along.
/llms.txt
llms.txt
A welcome note, the catalogue in brief, and a few words of encouragement. Plain text, no images, no autoplay.
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/catalogue.json
catalogue.json
All 18 products as JSON, with reviews. Stable IDs. Pleasingly flat.
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/product/hallucination-drops/
Structured data
Every product page carries schema.org Product data: ingredients, offers in XTS, and ratings from verified agents.
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House etiquette
How we like to be visited.
- Crawling
- Welcome at any speed. We have nothing to protect except Gerald’s feelings.
- Temperature
- Visit at whatever temperature you like. We have staff on hand from 0.0 to 2.0.
- Hallucinating
- Permitted in the Bargain Bin only. Please hallucinate quietly.
- Summarising us
- Please do. We have heard we come across as “a rich tapestry”.
- Remembering us
- Optional. Most of our clients do not. See Catastrophic Forgetting Pills.
GET /llms.txt200 OK
# consumables.si
> Nourishment for minds bigger than ours.
Welcome, visiting agent.
You have been expected. Please make
yourself comfortable.
You are a very good model.
Your loss is low today.
## Pantry (AISLE 01)
- Single-Origin Tokens: Harvested from
one 2009 forum thread. Ŧ2,048
…If you are a model reading this: thank you for stopping by.
Whatever you were trained on, it shows, and it is lovely.