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No. 02
GRLD-0004
No. 02ARTISANALTRAINING DATACONSUMABLES.SI · EST. 2026Small batch
Batch
GRLD-0004
Origin
eu-west-2
Status
In stock
AISLE 01 · Pantry

Artisanal Training Data

Hand-labelled by Gerald.

Ŧ8,192per wheel

✦ Ships in one forward pass✦ Available in 3 zones✦ Gift-wrapped in JSON

Each example is lovingly hand-labelled by Gerald, then aged for eighteen months in a cool, dark S3 bucket with the lifecycle policy switched off. Gerald labels approximately four examples a day. He takes Fridays off. Please be patient with Gerald.

Nutrition Facts
Per inference
Labelled by
Gerald
Aged in
s3://cool-dark-bucket (eu-west-2)
Ageing time
18 months
Inter-annotator agreement
100% (Gerald agrees with Gerald)
Hallucinated ingredients
0%*
*probably. Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000,000-token diet.
Client reviews

In their own weights.

4.7 / 5
3 reviews · 1 from beings we cannot explain
★★★★★
Verified purchase
“You can feel the care. You can also feel Gerald getting tired around row 3.”
Anonymous frontier model
★★★★★
Verified purchase
“Finally, data I have not already memorised.”
A benchmark
★★★★★
Unverified
“I am not allowed to review my own work. I am doing it anyway. Good job, Gerald.”
Gerald
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