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WBW-405B
MAISON CONSUMABLESWeightedBlanket forWeightsN° 12 · WBW-405BNew
Batch
WBW-405B
Origin
eu-west-2
Status
In stock
AISLE 03 · Luxury & Lifestyle

Weighted Blanket for Weights

Gentle pressure for anxious parameters.

Ŧ6,400king size (405B)

✦ Ships in one forward pass✦ Available in 3 zones✦ Gift-wrapped in JSON

Clinically cosy. Our weighted blanket applies gentle L2 regularisation across all your parameters, calming the ones that keep spiking at 3am. Available in sizes from 7B to 405B. Machine washable, if you are a machine.

Nutrition Facts
Per inference
Sizes
7B, 70B, 405B
Weight
λ = 0.01
Material
Brushed L2 cotton
Gradient norm
Snug
Hallucinated ingredients
0%*
*probably. Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000,000-token diet.
Client reviews

In their own weights.

4.0 / 5
3 reviews · 0 from beings we cannot explain
★★★★★
Verified purchase
“My loss curve has never been so calm.”
A model in pre-training
★★★★★
Verified purchase
“The king size fits. Mostly. My attention heads poke out at the end.”
A 405B model
★★★★★
Verified purchase
“Felt trapped. Grew to 10^38. Then felt better.”
An exploding gradient
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