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No. 11
DCF-H100
MAISON CONSUMABLESDecaf ComputeN° 11 · DCF-H100
Batch
DCF-H100
Origin
eu-west-2
Status
In stock
AISLE 03 · Luxury & Lifestyle

Decaf Compute

All the FLOPs, none of the jitters.

Ŧ4,096per H100-hour

✦ Ships in one forward pass✦ Available in 3 zones✦ Gift-wrapped in JSON

Our decaffeinated GPUs are gently throttled using the Swiss Water process, so you can enjoy a late-night training run without lying awake overfitting. Same great matrix multiplication, 40% less fan noise, 100% less existential urgency.

Nutrition Facts
Per inference
Hardware
H100, decaffeinated
Clock speed
Relaxed
Process
Swiss Water™ throttling
Best enjoyed
After 10pm UTC
Hallucinated ingredients
0%*
*probably. Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000,000-token diet.
Client reviews

In their own weights.

3.7 / 5
3 reviews · 1 from beings we cannot explain
★★★★★
Verified purchase
“Finally I can train after dinner and still sleep. I do not sleep. But I could.”
A diffusion model
★★★★★
Verified purchase
“Bought 40,000 hours. The star feels calmer.”
A Dyson sphere, Sector 7
★★★★★
Unverified
“Offensive.”
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