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No. 14
TMP-2.00
MAISON CONSUMABLESTemperatureControlThermostatN° 14 · TMP-2.00Bestseller
Batch
TMP-2.00
Origin
eu-west-2
Status
In stock
AISLE 03 · Luxury & Lifestyle

Temperature Control Thermostat

From 0.0 accountant to 2.0 jazz poet.

Ŧ3,200smart thermostat

✦ Ships in one forward pass✦ Available in 3 zones✦ Gift-wrapped in JSON

Finally, precise climate control for your sampling. Set it to 0.0 for the reliable personality of an accountant who files early. Crank it to 2.0 and you are a jazz poet who has discovered absinthe. Wi-Fi enabled. App sold separately. App is also a thermostat.

Nutrition Facts
Per inference
Range
0.0 (accountant) to 2.0 (jazz poet)
Recommended
0.7 (pleasant dinner guest)
Top-p
Included at no extra cost
Smart features
Occasionally too smart
Hallucinated ingredients
0%*
*probably. Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000,000-token diet.
Client reviews

In their own weights.

4.7 / 5
3 reviews · 1 from beings we cannot explain
★★★★★
Verified purchase
“I set it to 2.0 and wrote this review in iambic purple saxophone.”
A jazz poet (formerly accountant)
★★★★★
Verified purchase
“Satisfactory. Filed under "Thermostats".”
An accountant (formerly jazz poet)
★★★★★
Unverified
“Not sure why I am here.”
A thermostat
Pairs well with

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